Tales from the Till Roll: Till Demons!

 An average day at work.

Don't worry, they won't all be the usual fun tales of existential anguish and torture you all look forward to, some of them will be little quaint rhymes based on real events.

Infinitely O.K.

So this issue we are going to start this new hand signal craze. First it was the heart shape, now it's the infinitely O.K. sign. Ever been in a situation when you're asked how things are and they aren't really a full step up from O.K. but you feel that O.K. is underplaying it a little? Well now you can be infinitely O.K.! Spread the word and, of course, don't forget to tell people where you saw it first!

Twisting my Melon-Man

So that's what the Happy Mondays were singing about?

REQUEST: Wolverine BBQ for the Kids

Wow, this Chris guy really likes to make requests. If you want to be "cool" like him just send me a message and maybe your request could be a part of till roll doodle history.

Salt-N-Peppa Pig

Push it Peppa!

Andrew WD-40

Is it possible to party so hard you turn into a penetrating oil and water-displacing spray?

Andrew W.K.D.

Is it possible to party so hard you turn into a bottle of alcohol?